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~by Sean Paul Kelley

The looming financial crisis and the news that keeps emerging is getting so bad that it’s growing harder for me to set aside my rage and discuss it coherently.

But I’m going to try.

I’ll continue to use the framework of the credit cycle, as I hope y’all have been able to digest it. That said there are some events that are happening outside of a normal cycle, not unpredictable, but defintely wild cards and spoilers; chief among them would be the closure of the Straits of Hormuz and its cascading effects on the by-products from gasoline refining. This will lead to a commodity price spike everywhere.

I noted nearly two weeks ago, “The end of this credit cycle is going to include the following macro events: a credit crisis, a housing crisis, an energy shock, with the potential for . . . famine on a biblical scale [in the developing world], at least one Too Big To Fail failing, as Lehman Bros and AIG did in 2008, and the AI bubble bust.”

We are very deep into phase 2 of the credit cycle. We are closer to the end than we are the beginning.

By way of not so new but newly disclosed developments FDIC insured banks are exposed to private credit and/or equity to the tune of $1.4 trillion.

That makes up 11% of total FDIC insured bank lending. This is why I call private credit, shadow credit. And that shadow credit is money that you, dear taxpayer, are on the hook for when the excrement hits the fan.

Moreover, the private credit/equity crisis is much, much worse than I initially thought. I went full Alice down the rabbit hole this weekend. Never in my wildest dreams might I envision the inept deployment of so much capital in so many catastrophically stupid ways.

Here’s that canary, Blue Owl, I’ve been talking about. It’s getting worse for them. Much, much worse: there is a term for 41% redemption demands: a run on the mother-fucking bank. Blue Owl–as I have mentioned many times before–is linked at the hip with Oracle and its hyperscaling of datacenters. Oracle is trying to back door a Federal backstop, justifying it as a necessary AI upgrade to Fed databases, which is bullshit, but it might work.

Fun fact: all planned data-centers for 2026 are either delayed or cancelled. But we’ll get to that later.

The real problem right now is the dilemma, of which I already spoke, facing central bankers from the ECB, Japan and the Fed. I’ll spell it out again.

First, they are facing an inflationary energy shock. They are staring at commodity prices rising coupled with higher inflation expectations from consumers. Inflation is likely to jump. This places enormous pressure on central bankers to tighten credit by raising interest rates.

On the other side of the dilemma is the growing realization, at least I hope they are aware, of just how bad a credit crisis we’re waltzing into.

Housing is in free-fall, too.

The employment numbers are a joke. Sure, the BLS reported 178,000 non-farm payroll jobs added in March. Unemployment fell a bit as well. Except, the way the BLS calculates unemployment is a farce. Consider that 400,000 people exited the labor force during the same month. How does that translate into job growth? (Hint: it doesn’t.)

Unemployment is calculated using U3, meaning people who are actively seeking work and have done so in the past four weeks. A more meaningful, but politically inexpedient measure is U6. U6 “includes U-3, plus discouraged workers, those marginally attached to the workforce, and people working part-time who want full-time work.”

See where I’m going with this?

At the same time BLS was championing these great numbers, they issued an under-the-table revision of the February numbers downwards -133,000. Yup, you read that correctly. Add all the downward revisions over the last two years and employment numbers have cratered downwards to the tune of millions.

Millions.

All this data gives the Fed a bad case of whiplash: raise rates in fear of inflation or lower them, anticipating a credit crisis?

Should I stay or should I go?

Here’s the kicker that magnifies this dilemma: the signal WTI long-term futures (and treasuries and TIPS) are giving off. Take a look at this chart of WTI:

You can clearly see the near term spike. That’s the inflationary pressure central bankers are worrying about. Brent Crude is even uglier at $140. So, at present WTI is at $111 for April 2026 contracts. But take a look at the futures a year later. The chart doesn’t go that low, but the futures are priced at below $60 a barrel. That’s a $51 spread.

WTI long term futures are predicting serious oil demand destruction over the next 12-months and longer.

What, say you, is demand destruction?

Demand destruction happens when shrinking economic activity across the board globally reduces the need for energy. US Treasuries and TIPS are signaling identical developments.

Shorter version: less economic activity globally means less demand for oil. But my bet is that central bankers will raise rates at first, only to realize the trap they fell into.

Anyone want to take the over/under?

So what does this all mean? Well, EndGameMacro succinctly describes how bad it will probably get: “Unemployment rises roughly 5.5 points to a peak near 10%, equities fall roughly 55% to 58%, home prices drop about 30%, and commercial real estate takes a 39% to 40% hit.”

Personally, I think it’ll get worse. The size of the private equity/credit catastrophe has me questioning whether the Fed can really backstop a crisis this time around, especially when you add the massively irresponsible budget just proposed by Trump.

Finally, a quick word on AI: this post just confirmed my hunch that the AI craze is nothing more than a huge ponzi-scheme and will never truly amound to a hill of beans. Here is a taste of the post:

“So it is with great regret that I announce that the next person to talk about rolling out AI is going to receive a complimentary chiropractic adjustment in the style of Dr. Bourne, i.e, I am going to fucking break your neck. I am truly, deeply, sorry.“

Give it a read. You’ll enjoy it and learn a lot.

What’s it all mean?

Easy, our elites are strip-mining our economy while we’re too busy fucking around on Tik-Tok to care.

~by Sean Paul Kelley

Headwinds: “a headwind blows against the direction of travel of an object . . . decreases the object’s speed and increases the time required to reach its destination.”

Rip Tide: “A rip is a strong, localized, and narrow current of water that moves directly away from the shore, cutting through the lines of breaking waves, like a river flowing out to sea. The force of the current in a rip is strongest and fastest next to the surface of the water. . . Swimmers who are caught in a rip current and who do not understand what is happening, or who may not have the necessary water skills, may panic, or they may exhaust themselves by trying to swim directly against the flow of water.”

Last week I wrote this about our current credit cycle:

The end of this credit cycle is going to include the following macro events: a credit crisis, a housing crisis, an energy shock, with the potential for massive failed deliveries necessary to third world nations creating famine on a biblical scale, at least one Too Big To Fail failing, as Lehman Bros and AIG did in 2008, and the AI bubble bust. All of these will happen. Locked in. Fixed. No way out.

Since then there, as is the way of the world, some things have changed. When facts change, I re-assess ideas and opinions.

First, the Fed, and the ECB, are caught between Scylla and Charybdis (I should not have to explain that reference to this readership, should I?): an imminent credit crisis necessitates monetary easing, whereas a looming energy shock necessitates rate hikes to forestall inflation. Right?

It’s the mother of all dilemmas for a Central Banker.

I think the Fed and ECB as per their dual remits—price stability— will hike rates fearing inflation more (and with some cogent reasons to do so, e.g., the ripple effects of skyrocketing diesel prices) and ignore the massive and imminent credit destruction—the notional value of all global private/shadow credit is about $4 trillion, yes, you read that right—that will force insurers and pensions funds into severe liquidity/solvency crisises that are both overexposed to the private credit shops and locked out of redemptions. That freeze in liquidity will cause morphine-necessary levels of pain on Wall Street, but Main Street won’t even get a Tylenol, granny won’t get her annuity payment and uncle Joe won’t get his county pension, auntie-Mae might even miss her teacher’s pension.

Meanwhile, diesel driven costs will surge through the real economy like a tsunami, destroying purchasing power more forcefully than we have ever seen. We could be looking at a real decline in economic order of 4-7% YoY.

BTW: doesn’t just in time delivery look like an idiot’s fucking fever dream right now?

Bond rates rolled over yesterday. Oil prices remain sticky. Repo fails are surging: $379 billion week as of March 18. Repos, repurchase agreements are the highest quality, safest corporate invetments in existence. Rising repo failures are a clear indicator that, although systemic liquidity exists, confidence is collapsing. Repo failures often have cascading effects on other corporate parties who cannot find the necessary funding for short-term obligations their cash flow is unable to support. Moreover, private credit redemption halts are increasing exponentially. Employment is cratering. Diesel prices are skyrocketing. Housing is in a nationwide free-fall. Systemic liquidity is perilously close to freezing up.

Folks, I hate to say it, but our economy isn’t facing headwinds, it’s facing riptides.

Headwinds are manageable. Riptides kill.

The domestic shocks are enough to call it plain: we’re in a recession. Of course, do not expect accurate or honest economic numbers from Trump’s government. The damage could be limited domestically except for the exogenous shocks resulting from Trump’s Iranian catastrophe.

The global effects are almost incomprehensible.

Consider the damage done to Gulf petrol infrastructure. When refineries get blown-up AVGAS, diesel, helium, urea and fertilizer become impossible to buy. Who cares if it can or cannot make it out of the Straits of Hormuz? If they don’t exist, whatcha going to do? These products are known as petroleum distillates. They are by-products of gasoline refining.

I can’t even begin to comprehend how deleterious and long-term this destruction will be and what kind of follow-on, cascading effects it will have. Consider that helium is essential in making chips. No one, and I mean not a single fucking Wall Street analyst I know of, is factoring in the loss of distillates from destroyed refineries yet. That it bodes very, very ill for the entire world economy is an understatement. It’s not hyperbole to say the economies of the Rules Based Order are in deep peril. Japan and South Korea are in deep kimchi too.

And India’s Green Revolution? Oh man, the carnage might be biblical in scale without access to Persian Gulf fertilizer. It could be like the impact of two failed monsoons. The human exodus? Of all that is holy, it makes me want to curl up in the fetal position.

Not a one of us–including myself–has any true inkling how dependent the modern industrialized and developing world is on petroleum and its by-products. Nor do we have any idea of the catastrophe unfolding in places like South East Asia in regards to food. For example, gas for cooking shortages have lead many people in South East Asia’s mega-cities to abandon the cities for rural home regions where cooking with biomass, primarily animal dung and wood, is practicable. Ponder that for a moment. Then consider the deforestation cascading consequences of those mega-populations reverting to 13th century feeding practices?

If you need it spelled out for you in brutal detail read this utterly demoralizing essay. We are well along the road to ruin.

I’m an historian and confess to a complete lack of a historical framework/reference to analyze and/or opine in any meaningful manner on how epic the shitstorm Trump’s war on Iran will turn out, except I know bone-deep that the Rules Based Order will collapse. The remainder of the world?

Gotterdammerung. Google it if you need explication. I’m too tired, too fucking sick with grief and too enraged to continue.