Well, pretty close, anyway: Rather than square off in a bloody battle over war crimes, let’s return decent train service to the Midwest and test out the German maglev (magnetic levitation) system — the 360 mph trains — and connect Chicago and St. Paul-Minneapolis, Cleveland, Detroit, Omaha, Kansas City. Sometimes I do fear that satire, … Continue reading Garrison Keillor: Don’t Prosecute Torture and Make the Trains Run On Time